Between what I think and what I want to say, what I believe I'm saying, what I say, what you want to hear, what you believe you understand and what you understood, there are at least nine possibilities for misunderstanding.

-Francois Garagnon

Oscar-winning actor Jack Nicholson was recently showing a group of male pals around his Hollywood Hills CA home when he asked them to be sure to ... ‘relieve themselves’ outside. The group thought the 72-year-old screen legend was making a joke and burst out laughing. But Jack quickly reassured them, “No, seriously, it helps keeps the raccoons away!” (Not to mention the starlets.)
– “National Enquirer”

Gift Bag: All of the non-winning Oscar nominees will receive a $91,000 gift bag later today. It includes a private South African safari trip worth $45,000, a $14,500 Monte Carlo trip, a private-island vacation at a Turks & Caicos sporting club, a $4,000 Swiss Army knife, a $4,850 one-week boot camp, a Tiffany crystal-studded cat collar, a FlipCam, a year’s supply of Altoids, some Zen CDs, a personal security alarm, a certificate for an indoor skydiving experience, a voucher for a $1,600 Serta mattress, and a personal shredder. Distinctive Assets puts the bags together. Check out their site at www.distinctiveassets.com/

Primp and Circumstance: Some stars prepped for the Oscars by getting $2,000 diamond particle facial scrubs. Others got skin peels, green tea face masks and red-and-blue UV light therapy treatments to prevent acne. Some stars wore mink eyelashes that cost $10,000 a piece.

HDTV: Some Hollywood stars complained about the Oscars being broadcast in High Definition. Those, who had acne, lacked sleep, or were dehydrated, looked the worse. Many celebs spent extra time in the makeup room before appearing on stage.

The Razzies, honoring the worst in film in 2009, were handed out on Saturday night. Here are the winners:

WORST PICTURE: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

WORST ACTORS: All three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"

WORST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"

WORST SCREEN COUPLE: Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL: "Land of the Lost"

WORST DIRECTOR: Michael Bay, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

WORST SCREENPLAY: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen".

Play along with some of the our recent contests and listen to some clips of the show below.